Green Eggs and Spam

I get some of the WEIRDEST spam, people. It’s just weird! And some of it is just so funny that I have to share the laughs. I keep getting spammed with messages like these:

Hi !!!
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Like! Thank you!
What beautiful text and visitors!

…and then there are about 20 links to various websites… everything from best fat burner to, uh, other stuff….

The messages go on…

This simply prodigy!
Forgive that beside You was little ed!

I simply mad about this forum!
There was merrily!

The Author, you - genius…
Thank you! I delighted!

Huh? I think they are trying to butter me up. Will all this flattery inspire me to post all these spammy comments? Are these people THAT stupid?

I is pleasantly amazed! Thank!!!

The Regard! The Excellent forum! Thank you!
Wow! Good resources here, Enjoyed the visit!

I simply mad about this forum!
I just wanted to pass on a note to let you know what a great job you have done with this forum.Thanks!

Good stuff, very nicely done!
Thank you! I delighted!

The Author, you - super hero!
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Oh yeah, suuuure! These comments are SO inspiring! I’ll be sure to post all your disgusting links, just keep up the compliments!

NOT!